laugh-your-butt-off: some songs wake up my inner stripper
puppetere: god just ugh do you ever just have that friend that like you just want to grab them and pull them close and whisper stop
Cosmo sex tip #254
cosmo-sex-tips: In the middle of sex, say ”Long live the king” then push him off the bed.
Cosmo sex tip #263
cosmo-sex-tips: After sex, lean over and gently whisper into his ear, “That was so Raven.”
my meals in the summer
more food: 11pm
midnight snack: 2am
carouselponies: when did my hair decide to become so ratchet
britishbakerboy: what’s the point of cute boys if i can’t have one
I can’t explain what I mean and even if I could, I’m not sure I’d feel like it.– The Catcher In the Rye (via mansonluver92)
carouselponies: i won’t apologize for wanting to watch all my movies with subtitles on.
-keron: leplastiquedick: lolol 29 dollars!
That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if...
theepichumor: … And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this: ”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.
Am I arguing that girls and women shouldn’t be held responsible for their...– Emily Maguire, Princesses & Pornstars: Sex, Power, Identity. (via mansonluver92)
jennittles: this is seriously my favorite...
I haven't blogged on this account forever
somebody message me random ass shit. or not. :’(. BOO YOU WHORE.
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice