January 2013
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Jan 4th
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September 2012
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Sep 1st
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laugh-your-butt-off: some songs wake up my inner stripper
Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
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Sep 1st
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August 2012
5 posts
puppetere: god just ugh do you ever just have that friend that like you just want to grab them and pull them close and whisper stop
Aug 23rd
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Cosmo sex tip #254
cosmo-sex-tips: In the middle of sex, say ”Long live the king” then push him off the bed.
Aug 21st
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Aug 21st
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Cosmo sex tip #263
cosmo-sex-tips: After sex, lean over and gently whisper into his ear, “That was so Raven.”
Aug 21st
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Aug 10th
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July 2012
14 posts
my meals in the summer
breakfast: 1pm
dinner: 7pm
more food: 11pm
midnight snack: 2am
Jul 17th
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carouselponies: when did my hair decide to become so ratchet 
Jul 13th
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Jul 12th
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britishbakerboy: what’s the point of cute boys if i can’t have one 
Jul 12th
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Jul 12th
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“I can’t explain what I mean and even if I could, I’m not sure I’d feel like it.”
– The Catcher In the Rye  (via mansonluver92)
Jul 12th
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Jul 12th
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9 tags
Jul 12th
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5 tags
Jul 12th
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Jul 12th
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carouselponies: i won’t apologize for wanting to watch all my movies with subtitles on.
Jul 12th
5 notes
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Jul 12th
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2 tags
Jul 12th
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4 tags
Jul 12th
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June 2012
28 posts
WatchWatch
-keron: leplastiquedick: lolol 29 dollars! 
Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if...
theepichumor: … And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this: ”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.
Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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“Am I arguing that girls and women shouldn’t be held responsible for their...”
– Emily Maguire, Princesses & Pornstars: Sex, Power, Identity.  (via mansonluver92)
Jun 20th
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Jun 15th
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Listenjennittles: this is seriously my favorite...
Jun 15th
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I haven't blogged on this account forever
somebody message me random ass shit. or not. :’(. BOO YOU WHORE.
Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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5 tags
Jun 15th
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4 tags
Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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6 tags
Jun 15th
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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 
Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
Jun 9th
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